listen harry is that weird uncle who sits you down and is like “hey you know you can tell me anything and i won’t rat on you to the ‘rents” and then he reaches around you for an orange and straight up bites it peel and all
COOL PRANK: push a rich person off a cliff and as they’re dangling there struggling to keep their grip give them a long lecture about how no one ever gave you a hand, they just need to learn to work hard and pull themselves up like the rest of us
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.